bancuri.glumet.ro

Esti nou? Inregistreaza-te!
Contul meu Adauga banc

Selectii speciale:

Diverse:

Categorii bancuri:

Bancuri in engleza

Bancurile 6 pana la 10 din 18
« Precedentele 5 | Urmatoarele 5 »

- What does a bulimic call two fingers?
- Dessert. mai departe

Adaugat de: elisor82 (Rating 8,29 din 7 voturi)
Trimite bancul pe email sau pe messenger

A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said:
- Take that sheep to the zoo, now.
Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
The policeman stops the guy and says:
- What on earth are you doing with that... mai departe

Adaugat de: elisor82 (Rating 8,55 din 9 voturi)
Trimite bancul pe email sau pe messenger

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa... mai departe

Adaugat de: elisor82 (Rating 8,25 din 8 voturi)
Trimite bancul pe email sau pe messenger

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it. mai departe

Adaugat de: elisor82 (Rating 8,44 din 9 voturi)
Trimite bancul pe email sau pe messenger

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms... mai departe

Adaugat de: elisor82 (Rating 7,43 din 7 voturi)
Trimite bancul pe email sau pe messenger
Bancurile 6 pana la 10 din 18
« Precedentele 5 | Urmatoarele 5 »