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Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two... mai departe

Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."

Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started... mai departe

Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first... mai departe

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, her... mai departe

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?"

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application... mai departe