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Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."

He... mai departe

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A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"
His father replied, "Look, son, our names... mai departe

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3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow: Mad Cow disease.

2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird: Avian flu.

This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig: Swine flu.

Next year is the year of the cock.
Anybody else worried? mai departe

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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products... mai departe

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A Family is at the dinner table. The Son asks his
Father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The Father, surprised, answers, 'Well, Son, there
are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20's, a woman's
... are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's... mai departe

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