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A Family is at the dinner table. The Son asks his
Father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The Father, surprised, answers, 'Well, Son, there
are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20's, a woman's
... are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's,
they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions'
'Onions ?!?!?
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated His Wife and Daughter so the Daughter
then said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there ?!?!?
The Mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a
man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his 'willy' is like
an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like
a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is kind of like
a Christmas Tree
'A Christmas tree ?!?!?'
'Yes ... the root's DEAD and the
Balls are just for decoration.

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